The Wooly Tuna. The Giant Arctic Bullfrog. The Hyperweasel. For all of Mother Nature’s magnificent creations, she still left some notable gaps in the splendorous tapestry that is life on planet Earth. At the Uncyclopedia, an effort has been made to catalogue those diverse and fascinating animals that are conspicuously absent from our favorite blue-green world.

Follow the link below to learn more about such fabled creatures as the Electric Eagle ("capable of taking down deer, jaguars, or William Shatner") or the feared Transparent Tiger, which is completely invisible and therefore "not particularly popular in zoos".

 

Behold the Fire-Breathing Hamster:

Fire breathing hamster 

Though fierce in appearance, the Saber-Toothed Rabbit poses no threat to humans. Its main food source is the Giant Carrot.

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Caution: Some of the animals may be frightening to small children, such as the Great Horned Spider Monster, the Vampire Chicken, the Werecow…

 

Link: Animals That Don’t Exist but Should

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