“Waiter, there’s a…um… Can I just have another glass of water?”




found at imgfave


Oh the Places You'll Go


One of five sci-fi children’s books at College Humor




Many more available at Simon’s Cat





from Canucklehead




One of the many funny Chuck & Beans cartoons at the Shoebox Blog.


These Japanese guys put on a pretty awesome display of coordination.
It starts out plainly enough, but keep watching as they take it to a whole other level:



I thought that was about as awesome as you could get –
but that was before I saw these teenage American girls jump-roping…
(rope-jumping?) (jumping rope?)



Also only in America will a random crowd shot include a bear in the stands waving a shark in appreciation.
Can you spot it?
(ok, it’s at 7:19)



friendship e-card
from someecards


You make the call – awesome display of female athletic ability or an amazingly lifelike basketball-shooting robot? And why does the guy even bother stepping up to the line after this girl shoots? He’s already been pre-pwned…





Just one in a series of helpful tips for new parents.

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found at TopCultured



It’s okay to laugh at this one the first time you see it.
I’m pretty sure sure it’s okay to laugh at this the first time you see it.
I really hope it’s okay to laugh at this the first time you see it…




Why build a tiny catapult the size of a matchbook?
To throw miniature pies at flying insects, of course:




Pat Sajak is shocked when this lady offers to solve the puzzle after just one letter is revealed.
Even more so when she does it:




Don’t argue with an ibex:




Getting stuck on the runway in your airplane might not be too terrible of an experience – as long as the other passengers you are stuck with are a symphony orchestra:




America will never truly recover its position in the world as long as the Japanese are kicking our butts in condiment technology:




And finally, watch as two sets of identical twins – apparently both evil – mess with the heads of passers-by:



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